i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
That awkward moment when you procrastinate things you actually want to do and you don’t even know why
He wouldn’t have been pecked to death! Oh my god, this man was risking getting his arms, legs, ribs and possibly his skull broken!
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
we all know thats a load of shit gandalf
The progression of video games in a few decades.
So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
im fucking saved